We all have some obstacles that need to be hurdled..lets do it laughing. I am trying to break into joke writing. Here are a few of my own..would appreciate feedback. THOMAS EDISON WAS BRIGHT. THE MAN WHO INVENTED COPPER DIED PENNILESS. A MAN ON CRUTCHES WAS STRUCK TODAY BY A TRUCK CARRYING WHEELCHAIRS. A FACTORY WORKER ACCIDENTALLY POKED OUT HIS EYE WHILE TRYING ON A PAIR OF SAFETY GLASSES. "AMERICAS MOST WANTED" CANT FIND JOHN WALSH. HENRY HEIMLICH WAS FOUND CHOKED TO DEATH. A COURTROOM ARTIST WAS ARRESTED TODAY FOR AN UNKNOWN REASON..DETAILS ARE SKETCHY. A MAN WHO WROTE A BOOK ABOUT THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE HAS VANISHED WITHOUT A TRACE.

Blond Lady Police Officer stops Blond Lady Driver Blond Officer: Do you have driver's license? Blond Driver: What does it look like officer? Blond Officer: It's small square, it has your picture on it! Blond Driver fumbles in her purse, finds little makeup mirror, looks at it, says oh that's me, must be it, gives it to Officer! Blond Officer looks at it says, Oh I didn't know you were a police officer, too!

Cr: J. Osteen

State Trooper following Driver. Driver sped up 100 mph. Driver finally pulled over and Trooper said to him, If you give me a good reason why you would not pull over I won't arrest you. Driver said, officer a few years ago my wife ran off with a State Trooper and I thought you were bringing her back!

Cr-Joel Osteen

I can honestly say that I had a new experience today,,, I received a call from a very young sounding recruiter, who provided me with this response when I answered the question of when I obtained my college degree: " I see, so that makes you a vintage pre-tire employee." I was so shocked that I could only say the first thing that came into my mind, "that like a fine wine, it takes time to develop the skills that I have, I have not yet achieved the richness that comes from a complete and full aging process." The job that she was calling about had nothing to do with my chosen profession, and I politely declined to discuss the position with her further.
I must admit that at first, I was angry with the question, as it screams age discrimination, I was glad that I kept my sense of humor and provided her with what I hope was something for her to consider for the future.