When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES. First of all, there's the name that the family use daily, Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James, [...] But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular, A name that's peculiar, and more dignified... Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum— Names that never belong to more than one cat... But above and beyond there's still one name left over, And that is the name that you never will guess; The name that no human research can discover— But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess. #cat #names #yourself #knows #truth